Archive for semi stressed milk – the blog
Big G
Not a big cheese, but more like a big G for grievance. I’m fucking well just trying to do my job and some cunt who can’t manage is fucking backstabbing every chance he gets and then his unfriendly sidekick makes sure I get a daily drizzle of muzzle shit reported to me. So I’ve had […]
See Now what happens: failure to put your needs first.
I went out last night – Can you tell? P.s. I wish somebody would put an forward delete button on my ipad keyboard, but that is another story.. Anyhow back to the mess I’m responsible for on my bathroom floor. It wasn’t there 10 minutes before we were due to depart. In fact most of […]
A picture says a thousand words
But what if that picture is blurry. I don’t mean a little hazy, indistinct or smudged, but really bloody blurry. Like the guy who paints with jumbo jet engine streams and tins of paint. Messy. Mostly random. Mixed. Not clear. But overall it is still a picture. It has component colours. It is a layering […]
When life begins to imitate work
It was only a piece of loose wallpaper. Just one. Andy told me not to pull it down. After the bathroom disaster I should have known better. But I couldn’t stop myself and now we have gone from a decorated, tidy (by our standards) area to 48 square metres of carnage. We can’t enter rooms, […]
The penny drops.
Sometimes what you want isn’t what you need. I’ve had something utterly brilliant but I can’t take the downside. A job that isn’t hard work but I can’t deliver big results. I tried. Well I guess that looking at it another way… I did deliver a massive change in mindset. For the two leaders. They […]
Unlocking Deathly Hallows
Or incentivising the kids to keep the house tidy… If my kids were as exciting about uncovering their lost socks and homework as they are unlocking a new character on the latest Harry Potter Wii Game – live would be so much easier! And if only I had a simple little display that told me […]
Keep Calm and Take Tea.
Or maybe like me, you take several per day. Sometimes even finish them. Sometimes while they’re still warm. Why sometimes? Why not all the time? After all it’s all mine to enjoy. And it takes less than 5 mins to drink. Five minutes isn’t asking much and if I can’t give myself 5 mins who […]
finding my marbles………………..what marbles??
I can see how this is going to help me find them 🙂 http://www.mostlymaths.net/2011/03/learn-to-remember-everything-memory.html
Know one of these animals?
I’m guessing we all do 🙂
What’s your animal?
Squirrel? Magpie? Busy Bee?
