I was summed up in a moment and a word! SQUIRREL! I was watching the SQUIRREL! moments from UP! and laughed so hard that I was crying – it’s soooo me! In the shower my squirrel moments outweigh my showering moments.. 10 secs Wait for Perfect Temp 14 secs Wet hair 30 secs Wash hair […]

I actually wrote it down on my shopping list – 4 pints of semi stressed milk. See, growing up as a natural three toed sloth (moves slowly and leaves shit everywhere it goes….) left me in prime position to have a really messy house when I grew up. Marrying a four toed sloth (male, larger, […]