Keep Calm and Take Tea.

Or maybe like me, you take several per day.

Sometimes even finish them.

Sometimes while they’re still warm.

Why sometimes?

Why not all the time?

After all it’s all mine to enjoy.

And it takes less than 5 mins to drink.

Five minutes isn’t asking much and if I can’t give myself 5 mins who else can?

But murphy exists.

Which means shit is going to happen

And something else is going to need doing.

And we’re already busy enough.

We don’t have enough spare time on our hands.

So the world keeps spinning. We keep on getting busier.

So, Stop the world.

I want to get off. I need a cup of tea.